Dong where is grandfathers automobile

No, he's not retarded. Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no. They fucking forgot my birthday. Kinda like the king of the dipshits. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho? Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.

If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else. He reminded me of John. He had that same spirit of fun and play and really knew the value of a great line of dialogue. And of course we had a script by the Ganz brothers, who had written Gung Ho and are hilarious. No, not at all. I like to put on the mask. I do better with somebody other than myself.

I love putting on the costume just like when I was a little kid. ER was less interesting as an actor as the character was closer to who I actually am as a person. When I get cast, I never feel like I fit the part. I need to find someone who does fit it so I can. They sent me some of their songs about the Donger. That would actually be really funny! What is year-old Long Duk Dong doing now?

He has eight or nine kids, I would imagine. They are all not in the arts. By choice! Probably married someone blonde so his kids are mixed race. Some of his kids are in the arts, one in a rock band probably, some are teachers, a few doctors. I think he owns restaurants. I would see that movie.

I have a friend writing something about the Donger. You just might. Already a subscriber? So not only are they staring at her without consent, but they're also making ableist assumptions about her and her family. Sixteen Candles doesn't stop at misogyny and racism. It also includes a dose of homophobia in the form of slurs. First, Sam calls Ted a gay slur while they're on the bus. Later, at the party at Jake's house, Ted hurls another gay slur at his friends.

In both cases, the language is used to intentionally feminize people as an insult. One of the most egregious things in Sixteen Candles is the non-stop sexual harassment of Sam by Ted. It starts on the bus when he sits next to her, quickly invading her personal space. He ponders, "I'm a boy, you're a girl, is there anything wrong about me trying to put together some kind of relationship between us? Later, at the dance, he has a friend scope her out with goggles, and calls her "fully aged sophomore meat.

He also remarks to Jake that she has "smallish tits" and "smells pretty good. Eventually, he follows her into the auto shop, where she begrudgingly lets him sit in the car with her. While they're talking, he tries to get on top of her twice, and she has to push him off each time. And even though he admits to Sam that he "didn't mean to be a poozer on the bus," and that he acts like that just to impress his friends, he still asks her point blank to have sex with him.

In the end, he does finally leave her alone, but only after she gives him her underwear because she feels sorry for him. The accumulation of cringe-worthy encounters is exhausting to watch. Intoxicated women are used as a comedic elements several times in the film.

First, Caroline is drunk and rowdy at the party, then alternates between being drunk and passed out in the car afterwards. At one point when she comes to, after Jake has "given" her to Ted, Jake tells her that he's Ted and vice-versa; her ensuing, drunken confusion is clearly meant to be funny.

Once Ted and Caroline are on the road, Caroline acts recklessly, drinking, messing with the controls, and throwing booze bottles out of the window. She also feeds Ted a birth control pill and laughs hysterically. Then, when she's again passed out, Ted and his friends attempt to get a photo of him with her to prove the encounter occurred. Howard : Dong. Where is my automobile? Long Duk Dong : Oto-mo-biiile? Long Duk Dong : [Imitating race car.

Imitating crash] Lake. Big Lake. Dorothy Baker : Why, you little scuzzbag! Lumberjack : I've never been out with a boy before. Long Duk Dong : No. Me neither. Sign In. Sixteen Candles Showing all 12 items. Jump to: Photos 4 Quotes 8. Married [closes door] Jake : [turns around, under breath to himself] Married? Create a list ».